horny police

no, it's not a police who likes horny stuff, it's the police who arrest you for watching horny stuff so delete your history

horny guy: *watches horny stuff*
horny police: open up youre arrested
horny guy: noooooooooooooo I'm innocent!
horny police: tell it to the horny judge.

by unknown_master20 February 8, 2021

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 4, 2022

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023