Hornbuckled 

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

Hornbuckled by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020

Hornbuckle 

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards

"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"

Hornbuckle by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

Hornucopia 

Similar to the idea of a cornucopia (which is a symbol representing food and abundance) Hornucopia is a word used to describe all the things that get you randy. Or raring to go. Or ready to get jiggy with it. Or just plain ol' turned on. Could be used to describe an event, a place, or just as a general idea.

God, that party was a hornucopia!!

or

She was my hornucopia!!

or

Where's my hornucopia?!?!!?

Hornucopia by Patches.O'Houlihan January 5, 2011

Hornucopia 

A cornucopia that oddly resembles a unicorn horn.... Can occasionally be fashioned as a hat around the holidays.
Not socially acceptable to be worn in public for animal rights reasons. Various organizations speak out against the use of unicorns for such a petty table decoration. But in various places the existence of underground Hornucopia poaching still occurs. These places include backyards of rock climbers and ultimate enthusiasts.

Person 1: Where did you get that hornucopia?
Person 2: At this rock climbers house!
Person 1: Why would you want one?
Person 2: To store assorted fruits and veggies in to make a creative and decorative table piece.
Person 1: Oh... okay. Thats cool.
Person 2: Ya i guess it is.
Person 1: WATCH OUT! THERE IS AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST WITH A MACHETE AND MACHINE GUN

(BAM BAM BAM!!! Gun shot noises)

Activist: Hornucopias are bad and hurt unicorns....

Hornucopia by Random Rock Climber November 24, 2010

a hornick 

a skid mark up the face

when steve gets a skid mark on his face from kissing ass, this is a hornick

a hornick by joedecat June 22, 2009

Hornbucket 

The act of being horny. A slang definition used in proper californian lingo, "HORNBUCKET" is the state of being sexually aroused and/or attracted.

Maryum, you're the biggest hornbucket I know!

Hornbucket by rodmehr December 26, 2008

hornbuckidity 

Hornbuckidity- improperly using a gay-fictional word, resulting in a friend making fun of you

Ex- His hornbuckidity is horrendous, he can't even spell correctly.

hornbuckidity by Willieb September 18, 2007