hornswoggled 

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornsnoggle 

the act of sticking your penis up your sleeping friend's nostril.

I hornsnoggled Tim after he passed out last night.

hornsnoggle by Skott S July 14, 2007

hornswoggled 

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

hornswoggled by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled 

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

hornswoggled by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornswoggled 

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

hornswoggled by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

hornshnoogled 

If someone is like very shocked and speechless, people on instagram live usually say hornschnoogled.

Blud was hornshnoogled.

hornshnoogled by marriiii!! October 19, 2023

hornswoggled 

Ozzthegreat while he is actively queueing arena

When Ozzthegreat is queueing World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Litch King Classic, he plays as though he is hornswoggled

hornswoggled by Sovice November 1, 2022