French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

French Hornist by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

Hornissimo 

A word that's used to describe exceedingly dangerous levels of funk.

Alternatively:
- When indicated on sheet music, it means a lot of horns.
- To feel really horny... like really horny.

We were presented with the unreal Hornissimo. It was a guilty pleasure to bestow and we wanted it to last.

Hornissimo by JakeyBoy498 July 14, 2020

hornistrate 

the act of feeling horny. think creatively.

I hornistrate when I lick a face, touch a tree, do a little dance naked, buy something soft.

hornistrate by EmilyD3 September 11, 2010

Hornist 

A form of identity politics centered on a vision of a pan-Horn African geopolitical future. This is based on a peception that Horners could form a viable form of regionalism due to the fact that Horners share similar traits, such as being Cushitic, having E-M215 (also E3b) as a predominant haplogroup, and distinct phenotype. Such a polity has never materialized except under the command of Ahmed Gragn (circa 16th century) and Ismail Mire (Darwiish supreme commander).

He was proposing for a Hornist union

Hornist by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2019

pan-hornist 

A proponent of solidarity among Horners, i.e. Afars, Oromos, Amharas, Somalis etc.

she's a pan-hornist

pan-hornist by readyforthemoon55 September 20, 2019