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Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.
Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100
Hornograph by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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hornographic 

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.
Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.
hornographic by wallacer May 22, 2006

hornography 

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.
Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p
hornography by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009

hornography 

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.
I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!
hornography by Jaazu August 24, 2010

hornography 

hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.
Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.
hornography by HighFenceHater December 9, 2008

hornography 

Since the age of twelve, I have been a master of hornography.
hornography by Michael Weitzel December 21, 2005