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A town in Grays Harbor Washington, where children grow up with dreams and aspirations far beyond the norm. Where families are respected for being more important as a whole. Where traditions are forged and integrity still counts. Settled in a pristine evergreen area with the Olympics to the north the Cascades to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. The name, which means Hungry for wood, comes from the driftwood that collects at the mouth of the Hoquiam River.
Hoquiam is a Leave it to Beaver like town
Hoquiam by csboots November 1, 2011
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a place where people stand up for their convictions and work together to form a GREAT community.
artsy, quaintdedicatedHoquiam
Hoquiam by sugarnspice57 August 31, 2011
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A middle of nowhere town that is filled with idiotic, waste of oxygen folks that will bury you alive if you do not agree with their own opinions. This town is filled with rednecks, loggers, biggots, and homophobes, so there is an absolute zero percent chance you may ever agree with what they believe in. Also to even more emphasize on the logger part, Hoquiam stands for "hungry for wood". So, if you ever take a trip to Washington State, make sure you avoid this miserable town at all costs.
Guy 1-"Where do you live?"
Guy 2-"Hoquiam"
Guy 1-"Isn't that the town that is filled with rednecks,loggers, biggots, and homophobes?"
Guy 2-"Yes"
Guy 1-"I'm very, truly sorry"
Hoquiam by middle-of-nowhere January 9, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026