A hoppledooper is a small desk which has a pillow attached to the bottom and serves as a desk for you to place on your lap. It is also referred to as a lap desk
Pleasepass me my hoppledooper, I need to take notes from this film and my notebook is too flimsy to write on without it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'