hophej

A sexual practice that involves the horizontal slicing of the anus and the insertion of butter. Practiced by the Maasai People originally but is not widespread in France. Believed to increase the affect of the male orgasm similar to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

When I wanna come like crazy bro, I just have someone hophej me.

hophej by texasreds March 5, 2011

Hophead 

A drug user or addict. Hophead is an umbrella term for users of everything from cocaine to marijuana (or 'tea' - which is a jazz era term, not one that originated with the Beats as is erroneously noted elsewhere @ the Urban Dictionary) to benzedrine (aka 'bennies'/amphetamine). The term sprang from the early jazz scene in 1920's/30's America.

Decades later, beer aficionados appropriated the term to refer to themselves (with a wry tip of the hat to it's original meaning).

Mezz Mezzrow, an early marijuana dealer, smoked his own product and was himself a hophead.

Hophead by Mike Compton October 5, 2007

hopejack 

to divert the discussion from the actual subject matter through the use of a non-sequitor or otherwise completely un-related comment or question.

Hope just hopejacked that discussion about a draft dodgeball league by asking what her new team should be called.

hopejack by AndrewSc August 20, 2007

hophead 

Early 1900s term for a cocaine addict. Used frequently in the 1935 drug propaganda film "Cocaine Fiends"

"I gotta have dope. I'm a hophead!"

hophead by AndyStro March 22, 2007

hophead 

A lover of all beers hoppy. A hophead espouses the merits of India Pale Ales, Russian Imperial Stouts, and other highly hopped beers. A hophead may even chew fresh hops in an attempt to quench his insatiable desire for hops. A hophead would sooner suffer castration than drink the typical BMC (Bud /Miller/Coors) swill.

<Beer Drinker #1> Wow, I just tried Three Floyds' Dreadnaught Imperial IPA. It's a hop orgasm in a bottle.
<Beer Drinker #2> You, sir, are a hophead.

hophead by ugly2 June 12, 2006

Hophenheymor

A Hophenheymor is that one guy at the party who we all love but nobody knows the persons name.

Bob: Wow, she's so fun. Do you know her name?
Bobby: Naw, but she's a real Hophenheymor though.
Bob: Hophenheymor? What the heck is that?
Bobby: Just check Urban Dictionary, they would know.
*several minutes pass*
Bob: Wow... I love this site. site

Hophenheymor by Vicvo101 October 15, 2018

hopejja 

jesus; fathers wife

also the smartest baddie, always right

J: ‘oh Hopejja? that slow one?’
C: ‘Yup! The ultimate baddie’
A: ‘I like guys, sorry’

hopejja by hopejja December 1, 2019