hoord 

variant of HARD
(A "street" pronunciation of "hard". As used on the jersey shore, resulting in its use by wannabe guidos.)

Adj. \ˈhȯrd\

1. Difficult to accomplish or resolve.
2. Difficult to bear or endure.
3. Intense in force, manner or degree.

My mom give me a mad hoord time, cause I'm twenty eight and still live at home.

hoord by awfulroflwaffle January 9, 2011

hooved up 

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.

Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!

hooved up by PC September 1, 2004

Hoording 

Like hoarding but using hoors. Like polygamy.

Martin: Jenkin, why are you hoording all these women?
Jenkin: Because I'm a chad and sexy. Jealous?

Hoording by thewomanbreeder May 6, 2018

hoovdog

The self-centered follower of a Hoovinator. One who desperately is trying to be a Hoovinator but has traits more appropriate for an animal.

Person:
Yo Hoovdog, I need your help with blah blah blah.

Hoovdog:
(gasp! other erroneous noises) Sorry, I didn't hear a word you said

hoovdog by Brave Eagle September 10, 2011

hooord

Slang word for the term hard or really cool.

He think she hooord...
She think she really hooord...

hooord by Hooord September 8, 2016