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n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.
"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"
by El W May 08, 2009
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It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE
Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.
by Skillett March 30, 2004
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Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.
"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."
by Der K√ľnstler January 16, 2006
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Girl get yo hooves off me!
by miss muffin August 05, 2003
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a single black triangular pig hoove
eww look at hooves today
by trayc102 November 29, 2007
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a nicknmae of travis
yo hooves
by travis January 05, 2004
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