(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.
"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."
by Websta! August 24, 2008
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A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle
"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."
by lbb March 28, 2007
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