Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.
That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.
by deusdiabolus August 10, 2011
by hoopthumber December 15, 2010
As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.
Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.
Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.
Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"
Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"
Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"
by Monty Cornwall May 31, 2008
Example 1: Hooping at festivals is always a good time.
Example 2: Let's go to the park they are going to be hooping, at the flow jam.
Example 3: I got my first smarthoop last year but I have been hooping for longer.
Example 4: Infinitecircles is a community about hoops, hoopers, and hooping.
Example 2: Let's go to the park they are going to be hooping, at the flow jam.
Example 3: I got my first smarthoop last year but I have been hooping for longer.
Example 4: Infinitecircles is a community about hoops, hoopers, and hooping.
by thoughtdeviant August 25, 2017
Those guys hooped my wheels...
by who_else1234 December 14, 2009
by bbwdude March 21, 2010
Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.
by daishi360 April 12, 2007