hoonyocker 

An undesirable person of questionable repute. The term was first used in the nineteenth century by cattle ranchers as a derisive term for dirt farmers. A corruption of the German hun jaeger or chicken chaser.

The hoonyocker had a reckless tendency to rely on luck since he lacked any talent.

hoonyocker by David L Harrison March 15, 2008

honyocker

Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.

1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.

honyocker by Alpino January 13, 2009

honyocker

noun: one who lacks respectability or social graces; one prone to exhibiting frequent displays of the screaming yips.

Coach Clark: If you honyockers don't run the goddam play correctly, you will be running fartlets until you puke!

honyocker by steve mac November 19, 2004

hobnocker 

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

hobnocker by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011

hobnocker 

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

hobnocker by thehobnocker November 9, 2009

Hobnocker 

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

Hobnocker by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

hobnocker 

A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek).
A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs.
A hobnocker is an alcoholic.
A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.

A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

That hobnocker should be arrested !

hobnocker by offtheheasyjm March 6, 2010