hoonanny 

A complete fabrication. A lie. Unfounded statement declared to be true.

"That boy is telling lies and trying to bullshit us. Don't believe what he says, its hoonanny."

hoonanny by Southern Mister November 16, 2013

hootnanny 

1. A word commonly used by cowboys and other Southern folk; means roundabout, gathering, party, or just a plain old fucking good time.

2. A gathering that involves mischief, paganism, or other heinous acts.

1. Jesus, Clem, did'ja go ta that ole good hootnanny last night? Dang, that was a quesa-dilla worthy cowboy hunchback sunnuvabitch cockfight we had!"

2. "Don't leave, Janet. The boys will talk to you, touch you, take off your clothes, and before you know it, a hootnanny will come out of your anus and we'll all be to blame."

hootnanny by Reverend December 19, 2004

I don't give a hootnanny 

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

I don't give a hootnanny by persondudeman January 5, 2011

hootnanny 

a breakfast dish including eggs, flour, salt, milk, and lots of butter.

very similar to dutch pancakes.

Bobby, get that hootnanny out of the over before the fire department does.

hootnanny by bbonsey November 28, 2006

hootnanny 

Type of bird known for its goat like appearance and its hooting noises

Me and my bud went bird watching and I saw the biggest hootnanny ever!

hootnanny by dddaniel July 15, 2007

hootnanny 

margit and emma!

margit has a hootnanny in her pants

hootnanny by Jesus saves? or does he? January 20, 2005

hoonanner 

Slang for penis, dick, etc., etc.

Did she touch your hoonanner?

hoonanner by Paul Morgan June 27, 2005