Hooman 

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

Hooman by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

hooman 

When a doggo is talking to human

look hooman i boop a do

hooman by The Max Core August 24, 2017

hooman 

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

hooman by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman 

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

Hooman by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

Hooman bean by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

Hogmanay 

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year

Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.

Hogmanay by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005

Hooman 

Hooman is human in dog language

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

Hooman by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 5, 2019