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Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

Hoola Hoop Ho by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

hooli hoop 

a trick ass mark, a mark ass trick, a skeezer, a scally wag, a scally wop.... all of the above... popularized by the chappelle's show skit called, "the player hater's ball".
that hooli hoop ran off without finishing last night!
hooli hoop by Lil' J July 10, 2007

Hoola Hoop 

A girl who goes around and has sex with everybody. she goes round and round.
Jack: A have you heard of that girl jill
Joe: Yea shes cool bro.
Jack: Yea but shes a Hoola Hoop, she goes around screwing everyone.
Hoola Hoop by garland104675 January 10, 2010

Hoolly Hoop 

Refers to a blonde that is always psychotically happy.
My friends a bit of a Hoolly Hoop!
Hoolly Hoop by Bug5532 December 9, 2010

holy hoops 

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
holy hoops by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014

HoolaHoopaDo 

An expression used when you are so excited about something, you just feel like jumping around and twirling a hoola hoop.
Parent: Stop complaining, I'll get you the stupid puppy
Kid: HoolaHoopaDo!
HoolaHoopaDo by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009