Hoodstock 

Only the most bad ass party in Oakland since The Black Panther one.

“Nobody parties like kids in oakland. Brooklyn, step ur game up”- DJ Teenwolf

“Oakland=ACTIVE!!”- Ninja Sonik

Produced by Roberto Miguel and Billy Joe Agan

“Several bloody altercations, alcohol poisoning, and two destroyed cars later, Hoodstock is over.”- Kirril Gink- Hoodstock participant.

“West Oakland, Hoodstock. FUCKIN in daStreetz, Smashed a Cadillac, people jumpn off the roof into the crowd,Graffiti Flash Mob!” – Japanther tweet

Hoodstock by AlainReid September 14, 2009

hoodstock 

An annual summer concert run by the IHC which is usually located in a small, suburban rich town in the northeast. Frequent bands include The Jarred Mellvilles, the Federalist and even an appearence by Third legacy. The concert includes a bbq and desert, plus great entertainment such as the Mr/Mrs Hoodstock competition.

Dude i got laid at hoodstock!

hoodstock by IHC May 16, 2006

hoodstock 

A music festival held in Miami,Fl that gives back to the community trough HIV Awareness and drug awareness.

Hoodstock January Event held at the James L. Knight Center

hoodstock by Joe Denizac (dj drift) December 16, 2007

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

woodstock skank 

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

woodstock skank by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock High School 

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

Woodstock High School by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010