noun - An unofficial language delegated to people who type at prodigious speeds during the furious creation of an e-mail, Sadly, people fluent in the language typically do not possess the actual technical skill to type coherently. They also have not heard of spell check.
hudspeak example
i got a cowlick on ur forehead, smell like pee and have 2 HUGE fromt teeth?
translation
Do you happen to have a cowlick styled haircut, have an aroma similar to urine and do you possibily also have 2 larger then average anterior incisors? If that's true then you are very similar to my guinea pig.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'