hoochie mamma 

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.

My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.

hoochie mamma by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009

hoochie mamma 

Used to describe very large African American women who wear clothes that are far too small for them

Check out the 300lbs hoochie mamma in the mini skirt.

hoochie mamma by scotsbear August 13, 2003

Hoochie Mamma 

A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.

"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."

Hoochie Mamma by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

hoochie mamas 

a group of girls who look like homeless sluts

“look over there jersey and sophia look like hoochie mamas”

hoochie mamas by sk8terch1ck May 13, 2021

Hoochie mamma 

What dumbeldor calls hooch chanwills0

Hoochie mamma

Hoochie mamma by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

hoochie coochie mamma 

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.

" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"

hoochie coochie mamma by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008