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hoehness 

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007

El Hopaness Romtic 

1. Hopeless Romantic but in spanish or some shit. idek.

2. A goofy tattoo that little pick-me boys get on their knuckles
Person 1: yo, are you a hopeless romantic

Person 2: Nah, I'm from Mexico so I'm an El Hopaness Romtic

hoodness 

The state or quality of being hood.
If my child dosen’t show hoodness at an early age, I’m disowning them.
hoodness by hes123abcyuh May 30, 2018

hootiness 

the quality of being a 'hoot'
Where do you think I got my hootiness from Megan? I got it from my mum
hootiness by meganwaswrong August 17, 2020

hoorayness 

A word that i invented, it is used to express large amounts of joy when hooray simply isn't good enough
"you are really cool"
"really?, hoorayness"
hoorayness by sonicmason November 10, 2008
n. a little boy that is irrisistable!! in other words HAWT!!
a boy with shifty eyes and the urge to love you
someone that will walk you home and check your back for bird poop
a boy that is really weird to understand..
a boy that will love you unconditionally
someone that words can not describe..
"he walked me home today.. hovaness status!!"
hovaness by LauraTRON February 2, 2007