honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville August 16, 2005

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville August 16, 2005

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

by CB mccoy June 26, 2008

a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style

when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.

by Anonomous December 6, 2004

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

by Jaydog888 April 3, 2008

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

by Jon Juan August 24, 2005

by Juan2001 December 10, 2007