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homofuerst 

that man is the homofuerst
homofuerst by homofuerst May 26, 2014

homofeelasack 

Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
homofeelasack by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004

Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and human. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. After Tardis was unable to figure out how to go back home, however, the Gallifreyan ruler found love throughout the universe, even breeding with a few humans on the way. The resulting offspring later bred with more humans, eventually losing their Timelord touch and becoming a simple Homofelinius.

Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Bob: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?! *Points at a Homofelinius*
Joe: What, you mean Frank? He's a Homofelinius.
Frank: ...Bob, I'm right here, you didn't have to yell.
Homofelinius by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Timelord Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.

Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026