4 definitions by TardisCatTwo
Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.
Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.
by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019
(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.
Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.
Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.
by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019
(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and human. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. After Tardis was unable to figure out how to go back home, however, the Gallifreyan ruler found love throughout the universe, even breeding with a few humans on the way. The resulting offspring later bred with more humans, eventually losing their Timelord touch and becoming a simple Homofelinius.
Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and human. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. After Tardis was unable to figure out how to go back home, however, the Gallifreyan ruler found love throughout the universe, even breeding with a few humans on the way. The resulting offspring later bred with more humans, eventually losing their Timelord touch and becoming a simple Homofelinius.
Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Bob: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?! *Points at a Homofelinius*
Joe: What, you mean Frank? He's a Homofelinius.
Frank: ...Bob, I'm right here, you didn't have to yell.
Joe: What, you mean Frank? He's a Homofelinius.
Frank: ...Bob, I'm right here, you didn't have to yell.
by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019
Zee is a gender neutral nickname (or even chosen name) that can be abbreviated to just "Z" (if you don't live in the UK, that is).
by TardisCatTwo December 19, 2020