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A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.
Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 15, 2006
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Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.
(9:00 pm)

Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by superninjapenguin March 03, 2007
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The work that is given to you after many laborous and tormenting hours at a place where the work should originally be done called "school". Such work is given for three reasons: "to keep kids off drugs", to desensitize children and get them used to doing things they really don't want to do, to do the teaching that the people paid to do it in the first place can't or refuse to actually do.
Everyone loves a good homework assignment, don't they?
by Docta J September 26, 2005
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Numerous uses:

1) Quality dog food.

2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS....

*ahem*

3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over
1) Come here boy, I have something for you...

2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79.

3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?
by GOODNAMESLEFT000000 November 17, 2009
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1. A reason to keep us awake late at night.
2. A fuckin' waste of time.
3. The last thing on your mind (probably).

If i could time travel, I'd shotgun the head of the fuckin person who invented fuckin homework. FUCK HIM!!

Ah well, he's burning in hell anyway.
Homework sucks. I'd rather play NBA Live on my PSP.
by Asta La Vista April 19, 2008
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Huge waste of time
Method of failing school
Teaches u inglish and shit
Something obviously neither of us are doing right now.
by CusTuM October 16, 2003
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Homework is what teachers give students when they feel that they haven't sufficiently tortured students enough during the allotted time period they have known as school. Once all the teachers have given you enough homework it can accumulate and force you to work long hours into the night. By the time you hit high school your schedule should look something like this:
6:30 AM - Wake up
7:30 AM - Go to school
3:15 PM- Get out of school
3:16 PM- Hang out with friends
5:00 PM - Start homework
4:00 AM - Finish homework

rinse, wash, repeat.
damnit, Mr. Smith gave me a book report to do on top of all my other homework...

did you even read the book?

phss... no.

have fun!
by my...pseudonym....yes..... August 09, 2009
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