A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006
Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.
by James Lowe October 15, 2005
Phrase. When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.
If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.
by Len Sydney May 30, 2008
I am going to use the Homer Simpson approach and invest billions of dollars on my enemies that want to see me destroyed and hope they will do what I want them to do.
by Dungeonmaster3 June 6, 2011
The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.
by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 26, 2022
When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.
Just go see the Simpsons movie.
Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.
Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.
by Sydney Len May 27, 2008