a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick
by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2009
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