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a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic
Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.
homeliner by timlight April 21, 2020

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homelikewall 

in the coffin and the baby stabs Shrek with a Bluetooth then the baby has a baby that has a baby but they were all guys so Idk how that happened but then home flew into the wall the home was in the stomach then the wall gave birth to home then they had a wedding but then the wall died but without the walls the home fell over and died then Shrek took the l and then the story was renamed to Shreks mission of disaster so Shrek goes into the bathroom where he jumped into the toilet and went to the sewer to get a drink and then he saw the ninja turtles and the ninja turtles tried to run but then Shrek became the sewer and flooded himself and then the ninja turtles died but Shrek accidently ate homes poop but Shrek didn't means to eat homes poo then Shrek throws up the sewer then Shrek flies into homes dead skeleton but the skeleton was too buff so Shrek got telephoned to Ohio then he went into idea but then he got telephoned to the backrooms but then Shrek died and he just reset his character though so he just responded then Shrek was in the gulag where he saw home and wall then they all telephoned to the backrooms then Shrek saw Shrek in the backrooms so Shrek won then they kept going where Shrek leas the way but then Shrek tried to kill them but then good Shrek saved then then home and wall died for some reason but Shrek got super mad and went super sayon and then he punches a wall and destroys the backrooms for good but then ash Ketchum came and turned Shrek into a Pokémon card
Homelikewall I love shrek
Shrek me too
homelikewall by Homelikewall December 28, 2022

homelice 

friends that are stuck together for blood, even if they are not blood
Ayo! Rikki be my homelice for life!”
“Same for you, Sarah
homelice by iamtakensorry December 25, 2020

homelite 

A person packing very little at home. Not able to get the job done
Those homelite guys can’t get the job done.
homelite by Homelight June 21, 2021

homealike 

Being like in home.
Yo! This site's homealike!
homealike by palacetes February 12, 2022