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Home Baked Goods 

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'
Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.
Home Baked Goods by SexMuffin October 30, 2004

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you 

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
(1) Illicit, mind altering drugs made at home from drugs readily available at drug stores or pharmacies.
(2) Drugs readily available at drug stores or pharmacies used to make-at-home illicit, mind altering drugs
Female drug store assistant, “Are you looking for drugs? We haven’t got any. And we can’t sell you anything that’d be any good for homebake!”

Kevin, who was shyly looking to buy condoms from a male assistant, thought – talk about bloody thick – if I wanted homebake I’d go to a pie shop.

“We are supposed to ring the police if anyone comes in here wanting homebake.
homebake by dave aaroon January 22, 2008
Yo homebake, what's up?
homebake by HOMEBAKE.BO. November 26, 2007
Homebake is a slang name for monoacetylmorphine, which is an illicit drug used mostly in New Zealand and Australia. It is very similar to Mexican black tar heroin.
Ghetto ass dealer: "hey man you want some of this homebake shit?"
Me: "nah fam that shit's fucked"
homebake by Jerrymagic November 7, 2015