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hobrosexual

n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!
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Hombrosexual 

Brad, Jason, and Justin's hobbies include baseball, working out, and cumming in each others mouths.

Brad: dude, I totally kicked your ass on the court.
Jason: that's ok bro. I'm going to kick your ass in bed.
Justin: we're such hombrosexuals. We're the best. High five.
Brad: Justin I love your tanktop.
Hombrosexual by Dude..bro July 8, 2014
Related Words

hombresexual 

When you are strictly homosexual with just your 'hombres'-your friends.
My friend is totally hombresexual for me.
hombresexual by sprinks69 December 31, 2009

Homerosexual 

Fatty grabbed my ass in front of his girlfriend. What a homerosexual.
Homerosexual by J.U. Nine May 2, 2008

homorosexual 

When an individual could be characterized as bisexual, this will indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations to herto-relations.
Opposite of hetemosexual.

Example
Bisexual 1: I like guys more than girls, but I still like girls. What's that called?
Bisexual 2: Homorosexual.
homorosexual by mariotti April 16, 2015

homerosexual 

When a person could be characterized as bisexual, this would indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations versus hetero-relations.
Well, I go both ways but, I'm more of a homerosexual.
homerosexual by smokesquantity April 18, 2004

hombrosexual 

A frat pal or bro who is basically straight but will "help" another bro out in time of need.
I'm not saying i'm a hombrosexual,but he's my bro and is suffering.