To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?
When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.
by Chris Hardwick June 03, 2010