Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"
anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
by THE Katja February 12, 2007
an female adept in the craft of consciously shaping her most cherished dreams into being, by activating, empowering and consciously living into the sacred repose of her whole body.
Her ability to imagine the best for herself meant she truly was a Holistic Sculptress; she shaped thought energy into pure inspiration and this initiated profound transformation within her whole body.
by Holistic Sculptress February 20, 2013
Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.
by wetcoaster September 15, 2006
by brnr May 4, 2021
A genra of music which combines aspects of melodic metal and populer rock to create a 'vibe' focused sub genra of metal.
Holistic Vibe Metal often takes into account aspects of the 'whole' listening experiance, for example emotions and vibrations that listeners may feel.
Holistic Vibe Metal first started to emerge in early 2018 and originates from the South Coast of England.
Holistic Vibe Metal often takes into account aspects of the 'whole' listening experiance, for example emotions and vibrations that listeners may feel.
Holistic Vibe Metal first started to emerge in early 2018 and originates from the South Coast of England.
My favourite genra is Holistic Vibe Metal.
by Smash Fontain March 4, 2018
Holistic hot boy fall is a protocol (traditionally late summer or early autumn) a male or male identifying human might use after suffering a painful emotional experience. Traditionally this is done to recalibrate before cuffing season. The holistic hot boy protocol involves total abstinence, daily exercise, meditation, reflection, personal projects and developing a sense of self-worth outside of love and sex. Although traditionally done in fall, it is not limited to this season or this gender. Side effects: low to moderate risk of spiritual ascension.
Girl: yo you wanna bang?
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.
Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left
Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.
Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left
Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!
by bostonbaby222 September 28, 2022
Holister is a common brand worn by closeted homosexuals to indicate they are homosexual but don’t want to come out so they can find a relationship
by Definitely definied123 February 9, 2023