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Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.
He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.
homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009
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Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.
Some dude just hovered the stall.
hovered by Wraeth October 13, 2014
The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.
I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me
Hoyered by cubbizzle February 23, 2010
getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman
That guy just totally hoyered me.
hoyered by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008
Having grown out thick brambled pubic hair like platinum recording artist Jewel, who is from Homer, Alaska.
Bro, I'm finta scrub my dirty hot dog pot with this bitchs brown brillo pad. She homered.
Homered by Boney Stark November 11, 2021

holdredge 

n.
1. Someone who complains about everything, especially teammates. Never acknowledges his own mistakes. Thinks he's better than he really is and makes up excuses when he under performs. Always gets his way.
2. Someone who grows corn.
Holdredge: This fucking bot lane
holdredge by SaveTheFemores2014 February 5, 2014