hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 3, 2020

Can't Hold My Pack

When you can't handle your own drugs.

Girlfriend: You can never get anything done when you're high, It turns you into someone else.
Me: Are you claiming that I can't hold my pack?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving to mom's for the weekend.

by RobbinRobbie November 8, 2020

Hold My nuts

It is when you hold the nuts of another person in your hands, individualy. You can also hold them in your hands. This is mostly ment for lazy guys, to have there friend or girlfriend to give them a hand with there nuts.

Alex: Can you hold my nuts?
Keya: Yes, i can
*places in hand*
Alex: thanks for giving me a hand

by Parmasan May 31, 2010

hold my bud light

Usually stated before someone is going to do something woke/stupid.

Sam: " I really enjoy Target - it's a great store! "

Target: "Hold my bud light"

by ItzQuk July 5, 2023

Hold my pocket...bitch

This pocket aint gonna hold it's self.

Subject A will reach over and hold the pocket of Subject B . Hold my pocket...bitch

by Shakaru January 22, 2007

Hold my pocket

a male dominated by female, afraid of premarital skin touching

ava: wya bitch
jax: on the stairs stfu
(jax and ava find eachother in the halls and accidentally touch skin before their married)
jax drops to his knees praying to God for forgiveness*
ava:yeah that’s right hold my pockets bitch

by docterocterpussie October 2, 2021

Hold my Beer (Anger)

An expression of anger. So great is the annoyance, you're to start a fight or would like to hit someone. Interchangeable with "Hold my coat."

English. Seen in 1950s/60s British cinema, before fight scenes, or as an expression of displeasure. Not to be confused with the now in vogue American use, preceding a boastful or stupid act.

That idiot annoys me, Hold my beer (Anger), where upon a fight breaks out.

by AmericanIsNotEnglish May 22, 2020