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holadayitis 

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them
Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.
holadayitis by grhtitan October 20, 2010

Sigurd Tangstad Holand 

Sigurd Tangstad Holand is a big fat pale walrus who has critical diabetes.
If you are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand you will not live more than sixteen years
A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.
After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.
holadex by P Leaf January 16, 2008

holanda yes 

Holanda yes is an expression commonly used when your iPhone's keyboard is set to Spanish or any language other than English and you meant to send "and yes" but autocorrect decided that you meant to send "Holanda yes". There are many other variations of this word, but as of now this is the most common.
Person 1: bro i got locked out of my apartment i was wondering if you'd come pick me up

Person 2: lmao dumbass
Person 2: Holanda yes
holanda yes by guavaguyaba February 20, 2017
Hoes Land simply means prostitution centres where large scale hoes are present.
Guy1- Aey mann!! where ya at?
Guy2- I'm ridin' solo to Holand dude!! Dem bit*hes waitin' fo me!
Holand by DEBOnation May 1, 2014
Holando is The papá de lo papá de lo papá de lo papa
holando by Big dick16 November 22, 2021