hojazz

To achieve victory in the last conceivable second and after failure is assumed by all, including the victor. This is almost always achieved by dumb luck or reckless stupidity.

Me: Dude I thought you were gonna fuck Carmen Electra?
Bob: Yeah me too but fucking Princehojazzed me.

hojazz by Ben Dover IX March 15, 2009

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hajazzle

The spreading of ejaculate on the person or object of your choosing and adding sugar.

"She really likes to be hajazzled."

"She wanted to hajazzle"

hajazzle by BurnieFletcher May 3, 2010

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hojazz • hajazzle • hijazzy • horazzle

horazzle

Kind of like "hooray" but not quite. It's pretty universal. It's fun to say. Try it!

Horazzle!

HIP HIP HORAZZLE!!

horazzle by E. Just E. February 9, 2005

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hijazzy

Handsome, athletic and chill, attracts the finest woman, tall with brown eyes and long dark hair. A thot magnet, great at almost every sport and very fit

I love hijazzys dark hair
Omg he is so good at football

I dream of hijazzy every single night
Hijazzy is so sexy

hijazzy by Peter schmical November 23, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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