hoifed 

the act of getting completely pwned; can also be used to describe anything/anyone that gets figuratively destroyed commonly used in Call Of Duty when one team wrecks another. The o can be substituted for a zero (0)

The Big E: Thats right bitches, sit down.
Bryan: Get. Hoifed.
Kush: Throw up that h0if clan tag.

Koo: ROUR

hoifed by thekirbinator December 14, 2010

Hoffed Up 

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

Hoffed Up by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

Hoffed 

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

Hoffed by westsaffa September 8, 2008

hoffed 

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

hoffed by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.

Hoofed by anonymous August 31, 2020

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

Hoofed by Loifer December 27, 2007

Hogfed 

When your Uncledaddy is so big he looks like a fed hog.

The manager at Golden Corral told Larry to take his Hogfed ass back home.

Hogfed by streacharmstrong July 16, 2019