homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

hottenstein 

Both someone who is hot and similar to Einstein in the sense of smarts.

Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”

hottenstein by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

hauenstein 

a large, hairy butthole with anal seepage due to massive amounts of butt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with breasts stretching down to her knees.

"So i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!"

"Aw thats fuckin gross man. ditch that BIATCH"

hauenstein by tossyoursalad February 27, 2009

Jimmy Howenstein 

A fictional creature who currently resides in Pennsylvania. Legend has it that if you tickle him, buckets of money comes out.

Have you met Jimmy Howenstein?

Jimmy Howenstein by Spicybagel August 12, 2021

Havenstein

Un-fucking-believable

Did you see that meteor land right on that cow? Man, that was Havenstein.

Havenstein by lordofdefinition May 15, 2011

horkenstein 3000 

when a girl sucks your dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet.

i met this flexible girl at the gym last night and she gave me the horkenstein 3000

horkenstein 3000 by anonymous August 3, 2022

horkenstein 3000 

when a girl sucks dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet

met this flexible girl at the gym she gave me the horkenstein 3000 last night

horkenstein 3000 by balllicker30000 August 3, 2022