Top Definition
a large, hairy butthole with anal seepage due to massive amounts of butt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with breasts stretching down to her knees.

"So i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!"

"Aw thats fuckin gross man. ditch that BIATCH"
by tossyoursalad February 27, 2009

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