hoffblock

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing

man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister

by hoffblocked April 29, 2011

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

Hoffycock

A ginormous male dong.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by notaname69 April 26, 2017

Hofflick Maneuver

During coitus, the woman will start to climax; the man will quickly drop down to start administering oral on the clitoris. This will not only intensify the orgasm the woman is currently having, it will most likely cause multiple orgasms. This maneuver is especially effective for women who have had trouble reaching orgasm through oral alone.
(I have never been able to orgasm through oral sex until my boyfriend gave me the Hofflick Maneuver, it blew my mind)

(I have never been able to orgasm through oral sex until my boyfriend gave me the Hofflick Maneuver, it blew my mind)

by Hofflick December 23, 2014

Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

by Vballer May 6, 2015

Hoblock

Adjective describing a person's cognitive thought process and nature that is easily sidetracked, especially in social conversation, be it one on one or in groups. Individuals who are Hoblock tend to be extremely creative, often prone to drifting off into their ceaseless thoughts and imagination. These traits especially manifest themselves during conversation, when being asked a question or when someone is attempting to gain the attention of a person that is Hoblock. Being Hoblock is neither good nor bad. Depending on the situation, it can be both a positive or negative experience, not only for the individual who's Hoblock, but to the person(s) whom they're engaging with.

"Can you believe how Hoblock she's being? I answered the same question three times before she finally realized that paying attention to a question that she's asking me might help?!"

by Player Of Words September 18, 2019

Hotblock

A hotblock.. ah yes. A person who ‘meeps’ when the time feels right. Very hot and honestly, if you don’t have a hotblock with you at hand… what are you doing?

“That person really seems like a hotblock, so kind. *meep*”

by Cattoes November 21, 2021