by durango kid November 11, 2006
by jobe August 31, 2005
Dude, I saw this chick with a phat ass and some crazy big knockers crossin the street, but she got closer and i saw she was a HOFFA.
by Chris Camisa January 4, 2004
To leave somewhere (normally a party or bar) without the knowledge of those in attendance. Usually after drinking way too much and in need of sleep or food, however a hoffa can be performed for any reason (i.e. to hook up). Performed usually to avoid unwanted opinions from friends in attendance.
Commonly referred to as just "hoff".
Of relation to the Irish Exit.
Commonly referred to as just "hoff".
Of relation to the Irish Exit.
Tony pulled a hoffa ("hoff") from the party last night. His friends had no clue where he went to or at what time he left.
by Jeff-the-Jerk April 23, 2008
When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.
Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009
Someone who acts like he owns the place. A real piece of shit, who thinks he's a god, but really he is a slimy douchebag. Usually very arrogant and usually has a gay hair cut.
I was eating at McDonald's and this Hoffa walks in. He acted like a douchebag and thought he owned the place. What a Hoffa
by BigLenny September 1, 2017