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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

horsefuckery 

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.
What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?
horsefuckery by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Shoefucker 

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.
I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.
Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009

Hoeflicker 

a total bad ass who has many professional skills
DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER
Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

hofucker 

A person who fucks nothing but hos.
He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker
hofucker by G face August 4, 2007

Horsefuckers 

1) A group of people who enjoy My Little Pony and go on 4Chan. Horsefuckers aren't necessarily cloppers, and usually are against bronies, for the majority being newfags.
2) A person who fucks horses
1) There's an anon on the /mlp/ thread who keeps a BlueFast toy in a jar of his own cum
2) A man was arrested a couple months ago fucking a horse. Heh heh. Horsefuckers.
Horsefuckers by Hydron May 5, 2014