hoecatcher

penitentary slang for "your face".

"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."

hoecatcher by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010

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homewatcher

a word to describe a person who is not a stalker but watches or follows someone at there own house

"That one time u homewatched me and Jen at your house....wait....that wasnt one time.....lol" said john

homewatcher by stephann April 13, 2005

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hoecatcher • hoecauchery • Hoebauchery • homewatcher

hoecauchery

Used to describe a level of promiscuous behavior (whoring) that is unfathomable or mind-boggling.

That hoe was on a different level of hoecauchery.

hoecauchery by Kng96 December 9, 2023

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Hoebauchery

When the body count and snap score are higher than the GPA

She's on some hoebauchery right now...

Hoebauchery by BUFF_COLONEL_SANDERS March 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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