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Male version of a hoe bag. A hoecase is the case man hoes use to transport their condoms to and from their place of hoe hunting (coffee shops, club, golden kegs, bars, clubs, baseball games, law schools).
Matt: Chris always packs his hoecase.
Dustin: Hey Chris can I get a condom. The girl I met is dtf.
Chris: Get your own.
by Elle7113 July 02, 2013

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a condom case a man hoe carries around everywhere.
Dustin: We are going to Las Vegas tonight, leave the girlfriend at home.
Chris: Awesome! I will pack my hoe-case.
Matt: Dude remember to polish it. Hoes like shiny things.
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