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Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.
I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.
by mr. awesome12345678 April 13, 2009
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The sensation of an exceedingly painful itch in the butt region. This can sometimes be triggered by loud noises such as shouting. The sensation is triggered by a malfunction in the nervous system, which is caused by temporary shock from very loud noises.
"Ouch!I have a really bad itch on my butt!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"
by epic-el October 21, 2016
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<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food
"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.
by nu2004 April 14, 2008
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A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.
by DeepseaSmoker July 13, 2010
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A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".
Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".
by Muslim69er May 07, 2009
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to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)
Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class
by ya boi4sho October 04, 2007
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a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.
man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me
by Michael Wright 2k10 February 06, 2009
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