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Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.
I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.
by mr. awesome12345678 April 13, 2009
(v) To improvise a solution to something from an assortment of items. Derived from Hodge podge
After the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling, John hodged something up and was able to get it up and working again.

I really don't know what the report is supposed to be about, so I'll just hodge something together and hand it in.
by Sven452 October 09, 2008
To sneak up behind a couple in a theatre and punch them, then proceding to punch the male in the face multiple times and running off soon to be caught by security.
What? You only hit him once, a true hodge would hit him atleast 5-6 times.
by RichardHead II February 14, 2011
An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji
Summer Y. is the biggest hodge in America
by AlexHodge November 09, 2010
A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.
by DeepseaSmoker July 13, 2010
(n.) One who is a complete ass whilst being in class.


(n.) The jerk of the world.
Ryan was being stupid when he was "playing for keeps".

What a hodge!
by Oh, you know. Ballin' as usual February 16, 2010
a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.
man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me
by Michael Wright 2k10 February 06, 2009