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girl hockey player 

A girl who kicks ass at anything and everything she puts her mind to.
A girl hockey player is better than a boy hockey player.

Hockey PLAYER 

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.
Hockey PLAYER by suzy canadia November 9, 2005

Hockey Player 

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.
Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.
Hockey Player by Kayewtie June 7, 2009

hockey player 

literally every guy who plays is cute but i wish one of them was mine like right now
Anthony is a hockey player who is extremely attractive and is a runner which is even better.

Hockey Player 



Usually what every young Canadian aspires to be. Probably the toughest and most physical athletes around. They take every hit like a man, get their asses back up and continue the shift (or demolish that motherfucker)
Hours of sweat, skating, practice, bonecrushing hits, broken teeth, blood, ice, sticks, pucks, punches and goals- they love every damn second of it. The bruises and scars are the physical badges of what hockey is all about.

Dedicated to not only the physical prowess of the game, but also the skillful presence and crafty strategies of the sport. Character is what they live by.

Probably the most masculine yet humble of athletes and have the hottest bodies ever. Scores both on and off the ice.
Example 1: *Hockey player gets hit and is thrown among the shattering glass*
Hockey Player: Eh whatever... *gets back up and continues the shift*


Example 2: Lecavalier...coming in...dekes.. backhand...he SSCCOORESS! OOOH WHAT A GOAL BY VINCENT LECAVALIER!


Example 3: Sheryl: When I grow up, I want to marry a hockey player, have their babies and make them become hockey players!
Hockey Player by hockeyfan1 June 24, 2008

ice hockey player 

A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.