A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.
Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

by Andrew Morgan Chase December 15, 2006
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A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."
"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head
by MarsroverII April 6, 2017
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When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
by killerrabbit123 December 14, 2011
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Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
by seminole10or December 15, 2010
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A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
by North Americana Britiania March 23, 2020
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This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.
by Big Dick Baller October 29, 2008
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