Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.

Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone

by Trashist April 10, 2018

Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.

Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.

by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot

"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"

by The Beegees June 21, 2003

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017

Hobos Green Johnson

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.

Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.

by deepfriedoreothing April 20, 2011

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019