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A: A hobit!
B: No... a hobbit.
hobit by Vamm Goda February 23, 2004
a hobit is samll.it will eat your anus if oyur not careful
a hobit is oyur daddy.
hobit by jared podolske February 18, 2003
A shortened form of Hoe Bitch
This hobit cut in front of me.
hobit by surus May 27, 2022
A hobby that is also your habitual behaviour (habit). It’s a habit as well as a hobby. Höbit.
“What are your höbits?” One could ask. “My höbits are painting art and smoking cigarettes”, one could reply.

A hobit is something that you do to pass the time, often, and may even believe you have some expertise at, but it does not qualify as a hobby and you are unlikely to be a part of any hobby society. Doodling is a hobit.
Höbit by Lindseyfreakin July 30, 2020

Hobit Gardening 

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
Hobit Gardening by twanggah March 18, 2010
A nickname for the sunshine member of Bangtan/BTS, Jhope/Hoseok that is mainly used when he is being cute.
Hobi is my precious sunshine.
Hobi by CactusMum August 7, 2017