A hobble monster is a really fat, orange goblin that hobbles instead of normal walking. They usually speak in grumbles, grunts, and screams.

Can be used to describe friends, foes, or family
Josh: Yo dude, *starts yapping*!

Steven: Dude, get a job. You're a total hobblemonster
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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