Hibbly hobbly

the plural to the word hibble hobble coined by jessie
who is hibble hobble?
why is hibble hobble?
what is hibble hobble?
where is hibble hobble?
what will hibble hobble do to me?
please hibble hobble stop i dont wanna do this.
nono no i dont wanna you cant make me do this
hibble hobble no stop please
please save me from hibble hobble?

all very good questions

You can stop all your hibbly hobbly right now.

by JESSIESHUTTHEFUCKUP August 24, 2023

Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 April 18, 2006

Hobble Gobble Swobble

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!

pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

by Junkie Stunter August 16, 2012

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally July 13, 2007

one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

by Bob Dylab April 7, 2016

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 March 26, 2007